D: Hey Nate. I know we were going to pour a concrete patio off this here bedroom, but lookie what I found – more deck building material! Whatcha say we build us another deck instead?
Nate: It’s 10:00 pm.. But that sounds like an awesome plan!
Me: Sweeeet! If we have an elevated deck instead of just a patio, it’ll be the perfect height to sit a hot tub next to!
Nate: Measure once…
D: Cut twice.
Me: That doesn’t sound right…
D: Stand back.
Me: Could I interest you in some safety goggles? Anyone? No?
FIL: Hey guys! I brought my goat along to help.
Me: This goat has no ears.
Me: I shall call you Van Goat! (Get it?? Like Van Gogh! Because he cut off his ear!) Bwahahaa… That’s clever right there!
Winnie: At first I wanted to eat Van Goat, but now we’re cool. I’m thinking of buying her a matching skully bandana.
And the deck?
(Yes, that’s a fitted sheet! Those doors lead to the master and a girl needs her beauty rest whilst the boys build her a deck..)
To be continued…