A Happy Little WreathNovember 27, 2012 - Author: Amy - 32 Comments
Thanksgiving was great and blah blah blah. Food and family and blah. No one cares now that it’s over, right? Now we’re all like,
Know what’s sad? D doesn’t find Will Ferrell as hilarious as I do.
Him: I love you.
Me: I love lamp.
Him: Are you drunk?
Anyway, now that we got the whole ‘being thankful for stuff’ out of the way, it’s time to celebrate little baby Jesus by acquiring more stuff to be thankful for next November.
I started by acquiring five little wreaths.
And affixing five little bows.
And cutting five little pieces of ribbon.
And scotch taping them to five little windows.
See those Santas? My dad carved them and my mom painted them. Don’t you think they should start an Etsy store to sell them?? They’d be rich! Then by proxy, I’d be rich! We’d be like Duck Dynasty: The Santa Edition, and the boys could grow their beards out while us girls just stood around looking fine.