Once upon a time there was a buffalo named Mildred.
She put curlers in her old lady hair, wore a random year like bad Old Navy performance fleece, ate dinner at 4:30. Her favorite show was Alf. Hers was a sad state of affairs.
When suddenly a wild Rust-Oleum can appeared!
Now Mildred is feeling sassy and won’t answer to anything but Milli Buffilli and requires special lighting to show off her new sparkle.
And in super happy news – Mom’s surgery was a raging success! This is her showing off 24 hours after getting her new robot parts.
She’s down to just Tylenol and they’re sending her home today!
And you thought I was kidding about the bionic stuff.
Thanks for the well-wishes. She’s the best and you are too.