Saturday was my mom’s birthday. She’s alright, I guess. As far as old ladies go.
I have been known in the past to get somewhat sentimental and write weepy posts about those I love. This is not one of those times. This time, I made us into zombies.
I called the picture “Mom Zombie” because it sounds like Rob Zombie. Aren’t I clever with good taste in music?
But that’s not all! In addition to the really thoughtful gift certificate we gave her. I did some minor crafting.
I took a mason jar and trimmed it in a jute and fall ribbon.
Then put a candle and faux fall foliage (say that three times fast) in.
When I gave it to her, I said “If it looks as though the candle has already been lit… It’s because it has. Happy birthday!”
I guess I’m a blogger first and a daughter second, these days.
But in all seriousness… My mom’s better than your mom.




